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Alison Hawke

Alison Hawke

Tale of woe

Bristow has written of the beast Tudamhott, still stalking the UK. And it came to pass, that in the kingdom of Bristovia, the people were sorely oppressed by the great beast Tudamhott. Such was their fear of the beast, that they sweated, and laid low, and took a lot of

Internet worm

BBC News reports a new internet worm spreading across the net, MSBlast. On infected machines the malicious program also launches an attack against the Microsoft site that holds a software patch that keeps the worm out. Security firms say the design of the worm is hampering its spread but warn

Politics

Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed up as a candidate for the position of Governor of California, along with about a hundred others. It occurs to me that America is missing one very important political party, one with a long and respected tradition in the UK: The Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Furniture

All hail Ikea. Not only did they design a jolly good TV table/cupboard thing, we put it together in under an hour without any yelling, sulking, snide remarks, or arguments about which way is up and which piece goes where. If you're browsing the Ikea catalog, this

Weather

Britain is having a heatwave. Britain has been basking in temperatures of up to 35.9C, falling just short of the all-time record. Gravesend in Kent recorded the highest temperature of 35.9C, just 1.2C short of the national record hit in Cheltenham in 1990. London reached 35.

Back home

Got back today from a wedding anniversary trip to Chicago. More tomorrow.

UK Net access

BBC News article: Net access comes as standard. For the first time, UK internet access is being included in the telephone services that all customers should get as standard. The new guidelines also demand that BT and Kingston Communications give all customers this net access at a minimum speed. Users

Florida Bunny Massacre

There is a sharp shooter taking out rabbits at Miami International Airport. Apparently the bunnies are a danger to planes, because of the turkey vultures that their corpses attract. I'm pretty sure the link refers to the right incident. The shooter taking the bunnies out is the uncle

Bwah?

The Java site is down. Java.sun.com is down. I finally have a really good reason to upgrade to JDK 1.4.2 and the whole benighted site is down! JDK 1.4.2 introduces the Preferences API, which gets you away from Properties objects and into a whole

Digital Quilt

Rachel is creating a digital quilt of thanksgiving. I've just sent in my square: The full quote is: <blockquote Habakkuk 3: 17-19 Though the fig tree does not bud and there are no grapes on the vines, though the olive crop fails and the fields produce

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