Titles needed

Several blogs I've read have recently asked people to send them a list of questions to answer.  I like the idea, and please leave questions in the comments of this post, but I have another idea.  It's been a while since I added to the Humour and Thoughts sections of this site and I need topics to write on.  Humour is pretty self explanatory, stuff in there ranges from BMW's to feline alarms to sock theory.  Thoughts are more essay-type stuff, things that require me to structure a response.  I'm looking for subjects to write on.  This is your chance to get a custom written humour piece or essay, put me to work!

This is partly inspired by stand up comics who get the audience to yell out a couple of concepts which the comic has to weave into a joke created on the fly, and partly from Onionboy's 29 Days challenge.  I wish I could draw as well as him, I love the little images he puts with each post.  I missed the 29 days, but I think I want to try it.  There are several habits I need to build into my life, writing is only one of them.  Maybe I could learn to draw properly.  Anyone know where to start learning that skill?  I always wanted to be able to draw, but GCSE Art class beat that out of me when I was 16.