Strange searches

Someone landed on my site via a Google search for "Tea Turtle," which probably landed them on my Yertle the Turtle page.  I'm on the first page for that search, but I wonder if they meant to look for "teetotal," as in no alcohol.  It's bizarre the things people search for, this is a random collection of searches that landed here:

• Hiroshima and Weblog and Quality
• cream of tartar and smoking
• anxiety culture Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
• Iceland "credit card" debt million
• catching roaches alive (Eew!  Why would you want to do this?)
• passive aggressive haiku
• frabjous crystals
• London "institute of Physics" "high heels"
• digestive process of a salamander
• police control room working patterns Liverpool

There are some very odd people out there.