Knock and Die
Timothy gave me a door handle hanging thing that says this:
I need total peace and quiet. I'm in touch with a creative love vibe from the center of the earth, tapped into my own special personal meditative wavelength, tuned in to all the earth's positive energy. I think you know what I'm driving at: Disturb me, and I'll crack your skull like a walnut.
He said he saw this and immediately thought of me. It's so nice when people understand you.