Well, that was interesting. Just got home from an interview for an assistant manager job for a jewelry store in the mall. I'd be piercing ears if I got the job. They have artificial ears to practise on. Somewhere out there is a company that sells fake ears for people to practise piercing. Who would admit to that on your CV/resume? "Yes, I spent two years developing a fake ear, then I got promoted to creating fake belly buttons and noses."