Artificial Ears

Well, that was interesting.  Just got home from an interview for an assistant manager job for a jewelry store in the mall.  I'd be piercing ears if I got the job.  They have artificial ears to practise on.  Somewhere out there is a company that sells fake ears for people to practise piercing.  Who would admit to that on your CV/resume?  "Yes, I spent two years developing a fake ear, then I got promoted to creating fake belly buttons and noses."