Tweets for June 1st to June 15th

  • Things you don't want to hear in sparring class #1: "I'm fine. I didn't like those teeth anyway."
  • This day brought to you by the number 6500, the letters R, P, and M, and the volume cranked up to 11.
  • Car sales people: don't say "Oh, she knows how to drive a stick shift!" in such a surprised tone like I can't HEAR you from the back seat.
  • It's easier to drive with the safe & calm motorbikers than the scary-dangerous, unpredictable, speed-drunk ones. Watch out for all bikers.
  • Earthquake in the night, / Cicada infestation, / Is this normal now? #TuesdaysAreForHaiku
  • Bug #666 cloned to #667 & the original deleted, per Boss's request. "I'm not particularly religious, but we need to get rid of bug #666."
  • Dear programmer: "I don't know if I fixed this but," translates to "I like irritating my QA & can't be bothered to test for the actual bug"
  • Got blog comment spam offering to help me speak to the dead.  I'm not so keen on speaking to some of the living, let alone the dead ones!
  • Eye doctors need signs outside: "Caution - people with dilated eyes who are blinded by the sun crossing the road, go slow"
  • 2-layer coconut ice experiment this weekend, hopefully without getting red all over me "it's food colouring officer, not blood, honest!"
  • Close eyes, move foot, next. / Stubbornly trudging onwards / Head down, walk, repeat. / #TuesdaysAreForHaiku

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