Psalm 23

Take a look at these versions of Psalm 23, the programmer's one and the workplace version are great

The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.


He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart;

all of his commands are user-friendly.

His directory guides me to the right choices for his name's sake.

Even though I scroll through the problems of life,

I will fear no bugs,

for he is my backup.
His password protects me.

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