I am...

Hubby mentioned Google searches of "Paul is" so I thought I'd try an "Alison is"  search.  The best results are:

• Alison is designed to work with Microsoft Internet Explorer version 4.0 or higher.
• Alison is allergic to chocolate (Not me.  Definitely not me)

Got better results with "ASH is"

• ASH is fully tax deductible
• Ash is an internationally recognized chef
• ash is a POSIX compliant shell