Gardening Observations

Three people multiplied by two and a quarter hours plus one electric hedge trimmer, two rakes, and one broom equals eight and a half bags of yard waste plus one dramatically improved yard.

Contemplative hedge trimming doesn't work too well.  Contemplative raking and sweeping works a lot better.

Conifers do actually grow, they just hide it very well.

Spiders like to hang out in wheelbarrows, but they don't last long there.