(Aye Captain, ahead rant factor thirteen)
Don't forward junk email to me, it wastes time and bandwidth. If there's one thing I hate worse than forwards, it's the "Christian" version with this kind of guilt trip in:
10...God won't have to ask how many people you forwarded this to, He already knows whether or not you are ashamed to share this information with your friends.
There's too much of this stuff floating around the internet already, and it's not just cream that floats. Ashamed at not forwarding this trite piece of crud? Who writes this trash?