Feline Olympics

In the past twenty four hours my house has been host to the Feline Olympics, a contest to see which cat annoys me most.  Tangle is way ahead after last night.  These events have been completed so far:

  • Tripathalon  (Tangle takes the Gold)
  • 100 yards dash-pounce
  • Wake the hand that feeds you
  • Cat litter kickboxing
  • Marathon yowling
  • Obstacle relay
  • Heavyweight snoozing (Quantum wins here)
  • Counter-top high jump
  • Endurance fidgeting

I love the little furballs, but I just want them to sit still and be quiet!  Especially at three in the morning.

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