Tweets for July 1st to July 15th

  • There should be a phrase for accidentally casting on 381 stitches instead of the 331 you need, and I think it's "absent-minded dork".
  • Graduated Redneck 101: bought fireworks & shot beer cans with a .22 handgun.  Awesome 4th of July!
  • "I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow." Tom Lehrer, the Hunting Song
  • Odd series of license plates in St Louis, keep expecting to see '33AC21' drive past.  Half tempted to get it myself for the old lecture room.
  • Why don't road traffic maps mention dead skunks so you can plan your route to avoid the stink?  I-64 W past Maryville reeks this morning.

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