"Five to one against and falling ..." she said, "four to one against and falling ... three to one ... two ... one ... probability factor of one to one ... we have normality, I repeat we have normality." She turned her microphone off - then turned it back on, with a slight smile and continued: "Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. Please relax. You will be sent for soon."
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
Fixed it. And the galling thing is it looks like NOTHING has changed! Only the whole database, and every file related to the blog, and the templates changed. Just that.