For the record

Indoor cats used to a silent house, and getting a new roof on that house do not mix.  Neither cat appears to have ventured out from under the basement stairs all day.

Whoever decided business formal dress code required hose has never had to wear them.  What's wrong with socks anyway?

Me and getting a new roof don't mix.  The basement looks pretty good right now with all the hammering and banging going on.  Pray for dry days.

Never park anywhere near a car the same colour and model as yours, especially when there is the slightest chance you could mistake the two and the other car has patches of grey primer all over it.