Talk like a Pirate Day!
September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day! Shiver me timbers! Normally I wouldn't talk like this, but there's a nifty WordPress plugin that is doin' all th' hard work fer me, avast. The Swedish Chef option on th' plugin may turn up sometime later.
A matey has been in pirate classes o' late, and does a pretty convincin' job o' it in th' St Louis Pirate Festival, which got noticed by th' local news.
Find yer pirate name here (ladies) or here (gents). Load th' cannons, avast! And swab the deck! Mine is Jolly Constance, just fer today.