Monthly Archives: December 2003

Words of the year

Some highlights from the BBC’s E-cyclopedia’s glossary of 2003. Governator – term for the new governor of California. Kippers – kids in parents’ pockets exhausting retirement savings. Mark 7 and 8 Mammal Marine Systems – dolphins, as used by Allied … Continue reading

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Politically Correct Christmas

(Posted to alumni mailing list, author unknown) Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable … Continue reading

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Rubber chickens

Inspired by Fred. After this post asking for titles, Fred challenged me to come up with something involving rubber chickens and toilet plungers. This was the result. (Note: what follows is a big fat lie, I made it all up. … Continue reading

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Recipe: English scones

Speaking of baking scones, this is my English scone recipe. It does work, I’m baking it on Wednesday for Christmas dinner at a friend’s house. 1 pound of flour (if using whole meal flour, add 1/2 teaspoon of cream of … Continue reading

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Free Association

Unconscious Mutterings game of free association. Exchange:: currency, UK pounds to US dollars, £1 equals about $1.65. Parental Advisory:: Guns N Roses as the voicemail “on hold” music. Blowout:: tyre, Firestone, Ford Exploder. Spider:: brown recluse spider, rumours of houses … Continue reading

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Free Association

Unconscious Mutterings game of free association. Warning:: bottle of sleeping pills, label says “Warning, may cause drowsiness.” Aspirations:: to go, New Zealand. To do, try to draw, finish Hubby’s sweater. Starvation:: Ethiopia. Lid:: baseball cap. Sketch:: Art class, compulsory fifteen … Continue reading

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Pepys Project

I’ve mentioned the Pepys Project before, it’s a blog listing by country and city, maintained by Mike of aka cooties. Pepys is a jolly good list. So if you’re not signed up on Pepys, go get listed. And if you … Continue reading

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TV shutdown

Go Italy! Italians urged to switch off TVs. This is a great idea. Could you go without TV for a weekend? Television networks in Italy are facing a nationwide weekend walkout – not by staff, but by unhappy viewers. Instead … Continue reading

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Canadian research

Wonderful paper in the Canadian Medical Association Journal: Head injuries in nursery rhymes: evidence of a dangerous subtext in children’s literature. In the case of Humpty Dumpty, we question whether “all the king’s horses and all the king’s men” were … Continue reading

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Titles needed

Several blogs I’ve read have recently asked people to send them a list of questions to answer. I like the idea, and please leave questions in the comments of this post, but I have another idea. It’s been a while … Continue reading

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