Category Archives: Twitter

There should be a phrase for accidentally casting on 381 stitches instead of the 331 you need, and I think it’s "absent-minded dork". Graduated Redneck 101: bought fireworks & shot beer cans with a .22 handgun. Awesome 4th of July! … Continue reading →

How much acrylic fun fur yarn would it take to knit a cozy for a nuclear reactor? Looking for t-shirts to wear to physical therapy that will confuse the therapist. Where’s my "No, I will not fix your computer" one? … Continue reading →

The cat fell in the bath, lost her footing trying to grab a drink, water on 3 walls and all over the floor, while I was IN THE BATH. Want to go to the Zombie workout class at http://zombiefit.org Strength … Continue reading →

There is something deeply addictive about mail tracking websites when you’re waiting for a parcel. Knitting on needles made from stealth bomber material is curiously faster than on wooden needles, and infinitely geekier. Yellow Lamborghini in the parking lot at … Continue reading →

Disturbed by partial spider web INSIDE my car, wasn’t there when I parked this morning. Where is the spider now? Bugger. No clear majority government for the UK. When the party with the LEAST votes decides who forms the UK … Continue reading →

Contact lens boxes mis-labelled, v confused. Left is the side with the wedding ring, right? May have reached SABLE (stash acquisition beyond life expectancy) on spinning fibre, still in denial about yarn Destashing on Ravelry is very hit and miss, … Continue reading →

SO looking forward to playing Sid Meier’s Colonization again! But the new version, on the new Alienware machine. Own up St Louis, who washed their car yesterday? This rain is on YOU! Sorted fibre stash in search of missing spindle, … Continue reading →

Heading out for the karate tournament! WON MY KATA DIVISION! Senior women’s beginner kata, all mine. Love Anne at Iron Age Tattoo, metal reinstalled after tournament, 12g lobe stretched to 8g, new jewellery and a chat. Amazing how people can … Continue reading →

USPS tracking is addictive, especially when it’s cashmere/silk lace yarn in the mail. Morning shred-fest and filing frenzy, am officially organised and tidy now. Anyone need some hamster bedding? Falklands wool roving arrived, very soft and smelling slightly of sheep. … Continue reading →